Wednesday, October 18, 2017

THIS MORNING I BECAME AN ADULT & IT JUST TOOK LIKE 2 HOURS OR WHATEVER

called cooley dickinson hospital
& IDENTIFIED MY STUFF

i waited 2 hours to poop as i was becoming an adult

& THEN I REALLY HAD TO POOP
SO I MADE THE BIGGUEST LEAPS TO THE BATHROOM
AND MY POO WAS SLIDING 2 INCHES EVERYSTEP
THE LAST PRANCE LANDED ON THE WHITE TOILET SEAT
AND LAUNCHED MY POOP INTO ADULTHOOD

Monday, October 16, 2017

my next xx/xxy/xy/yy will have to break the law to keep up with me, or at the least deal with my gross mind


10 months

seeing life through
a black eye
pod

i wish someone would scare the HELL out of me

i'm tired of that shit

the early bird gets the worm

what about the early worm?

XMAS MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND

xmas economics

only hitler, stalin or columbus

could wipe out
all your doppelgängers

laundry

laundry day
laundry week
laundry month
laundry life

bb

u got the herpes
still want your babies